Good luck getting it all back.

It is become increasingly apparent that hyperconvservativism is becoming the dominant paradigm in today’s society. It seems like only yesterday that Geneva’s public pole dancers could be found outside every boutique and coffeeshop. Now, in an era plagued by parent fearful of their children’s corruptions, all we find on the sidewalks these days are unobtrusive, unoffensive, and utterly nonphallic orange traffic cones. How long before these conical bastions of neon prudency are one day deemed indecently flagrant and radical? We fear it may be all too soon.